I am him, I've been him, I will continue to be him
Age 30, Male
U.S.
Joined on 7/23/09
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find and kill a miniboss
kill the first boss
Beat the game
Defeat Tom's Backup Plan
Level up to the max level
Get the max attack combo chain
Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Start the game for the first time.
Open your cellphone
Lose all your credits.
Win with three hearts.
Get a single spade in a spin
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
While stopped during a task, don't let a single zombie reach your vehicle's hood
Weaken a hood grappling zombie with 1 weapon, then quickly switch to another weapon to finish it off with one shot
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!